Logical Takes on Used Up Sayings

* When life gives you lemons, say "thanks" and then put them in your water.

* God will only give you what you can handle. You can handle squirming in hell for eternity, right?

* If you can't beat them, then they're obviously better than you.

* If at first you don't succeed, you should probably try your hand at something else.

* What doesn't kill you, you live through...