No news isn't necessarily good news. It's simply a lack of news...

Look on the bright side, but not directly. You could hurt your eyes.

Faith will move mountains...(from their original location and place them smack-dab in the middle of where you need to go).

Don't go near the water until you learn how to swim. It's better to learn to swim on concrete first, just to see if it's really your thing.

Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like you've never been hurt......drive like there's no one else on the road, interrupt conversations like you're the only one speaking, and pretend you're the only one with feelings....you'll be fine, trust me.

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched, because at that point, they're just "embryos".

Love is many a splendid thing...apparently.

You know what they say about assumptions...they're handy predictive frameworks powered by our passed experiences...

When one door closes, it's often because people are trying to keep it nice and quiet inside. Leave it closed, dammit.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we first practice to deceive. It's not until we get good at it that our web starts to look pretty awesome...

A bird in the hand is worth whatever the current market price is for birds in hand, which is never that much...

If it aint broke, it will likely be soon...

Logical Takes on Used Up Sayings

* When life gives you lemons, say "thanks" and then put them in your water.

* God will only give you what you can handle. You can handle squirming in hell for eternity, right?

* If you can't beat them, then they're obviously better than you.

* If at first you don't succeed, you should probably try your hand at something else.

* What doesn't kill you, you live through...